Monday, June 10, 2013

Raaaaaaaandy!

I just went on an amazing date tonight. I'm not sure what else to say except that he seems to be the quintessential guy who I would follow into a gator-filled abyss instantly if he asked me to.

I kept trying to read his body language. His body language said he was guarded and not liking me at certain points, but texted me the following, "No matter where this would take us, you truly are one of the most...ideal women I've ever met." I'm not sure what that means, but I think it's a good thing.

Our conversation was good. We seemed to have a lot in common. I don't want to over-analyze into oblivion, but I like him.

This throws a real kink into my plans. I didn't plan on liking anyone, damnit...


Best of all, we both speak fluent white-people ebonics.


This is why I'm single.